It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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