Dual....:-)
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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