there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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