I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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