***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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