We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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