Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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