Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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