my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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