dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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