:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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