So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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