Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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