i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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