I forgot how hot balto sounded
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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