what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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