Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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