why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.