did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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