So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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