yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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