I just cut my nipple shaving
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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