as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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