Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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