Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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