I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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