maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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