idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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