a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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