He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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