Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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