u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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