it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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