I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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