There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You're earring is so big in my mouth
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I forget how to act sober
You did what with his pubic hair?
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