i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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