i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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