I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!