Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.