She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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