But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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