dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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