Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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