She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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