Sry I called you an 8
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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