so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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