I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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