i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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