i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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