no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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