we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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