just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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