**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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