I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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