I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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