she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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