god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize