I'm really into asian looking animals
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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